The Chair

Picture it. Highway 311 High Point, North Carolina approximately 3:20 pm. Traveling at 70 MPH, Im following a white Ford pickup while jamming to a rockin tune by Carrie Underwood. The Ford slowly starts heading to the right toward the guard rail. I think to myself, "What an idiot. He cant drive." The Ford suddenly takes a sharp right after slamming on brakes and what do I see immediatly in front of me but an office chair in the middle of highway 311. Panic shoots through my body. I steal a quick look around me to be sure I wouldnt endanger other drivers then take a hard left to avoid the chair and the Ford pickup. I feel the tail end of my KIA Optima slide out from under me as the tires scream bloody murder! This was it. It was time. Time for me to use the knowlege I learned from the Fast and the Furious! I navigate the tires into the slide thus correcting my course. With an epicness of theatric proportions, I open the throttle and fly forward past the Ford. A quick sigh of relief signals the end of this tale. True story.